{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"Cats prefer to remain non-confrontational. They will not fight to show dominance, but rather to stake their territory. Cats will actually go to extremes to avoid one another in order to prevent a possible confrontation.","length":219}
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{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
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