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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"How does the moon cut his hair?","punchline":"Eclipse it.","id":136}

{"slip": { "id": 7, "advice": "Make choices and dont look back."}}

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