{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
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