{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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