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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"fact":"The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.","length":63}
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