{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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